So, Aunt Trevina got the axe.
And I wrote her an epitaph/obituary/funeral thing. Here it is. Enjoy.
Trevina Copperstone
Here lie the
fictitious remains of Trevina Copperstone, beloved, if sometimes annoying aunt,
charming socialite, and possibly undercover detective.
Trevina died last
Sunday, sacrificed to the second draft in the name of a better story. She is
survived by her niece, Lord Gwendolyn Copperstone, who will no longer know of
her existence. She is preceded in death by her husband Renfrew Copperstone, whose
death happened in the story, and who shall stay in the Realm of Fabrication.
We lay her scenes to
rest in the Document of Darlings Killed, and pray that someday they will rise
again to find their place in another story.
Rest in peace,
Trevina. You will be missed.
And on that happy note, I wish you a lovely night/day/whatever.